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QUIZ: Why Do Shoulders Make You Horny? That Makes No Sense
Empath Can’t Stop Touching Her Face Where Person She’s Speaking To Has Pimple
More Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office!
The Science Behind Why Smoking One Cigarette Per Day Is Honestly Probably Fine
Study Suggests Female Employees Who Are Paid Fairly Spend Less Company Time Online Selling Panties
‘Devil’s Advocate Boy’ Statue Erected On Wall Street Next To ‘Fearless Girl’
How I Saved $1 A Day Just By Avoiding The Homeless Woman I Usually Give $1 To
How To Make Extracting Your Boyfriend’s Blackheads A Sex Thing
My Lashes Are So Full, Yet I Am So Hungry
How To Avoid Jessica At The Women’s March On Washington
I Don’t Owe Anybody An Explanation For The Big Wet Spot On My Shirt
5 Morning Rituals That Require Getting Out Of Bed, Sorry
5 Hoodies He Had A Good Run With But Are Yours Now
Woman Who Signs Emails ‘Cheers’ Actually Dehydrated
Should You Kiss His Roommate On The First Date?
I’m Not Like Other Girls, Except That an IKEA Dresser Has Fallen On Me
Women Are Ghostbusters Now, So You Better Fucking Text Me Back
Ummm These Foods Are Green, Soooo…
How To Turn That Handsome Stranger Into Your Boyfriend And Then Back Into A Stranger Again
My Soulmate Is Somewhere Out There, Learning How To Fuck Right
How To Cut Your Bangs So Everyone Asks, ‘Do You Cut Your Own Bangs?’
How Neko Atsume Made Me Realize My Actual Cats Need Food, Too
If Trump Becomes President, I’m Moving In With My Boyfriend
Traveling the World Showed Me That I Can Pee Wherever
Which Word From The Title ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’ Are You?
Galentine’s Day Activities That End Early So You Can See Your Boyfriend
What Your Partner’s Cuddling Style Says About Your Night Farts
Why So Many Millennials Are Choosing to Live With Their Parents Instead of In Shitholes
The 5 Places Your Roommate Probably Keeps Some Condoms
Is He Flirting Or Just A “Walk” Sign?
How to Meet ‘The One’ When You’re Bagging All These 9’s
8 Women Reveal How Many Pizzas They’ve Really Been With
Excuses To Leave The Bar Before You Turn Into A Werewolf
How to Make Your Space Look Bigger When You Live Under the Bed of an Unsuspecting Homeowner
Woman Can Finally Hold Wedding Ceremony For Barbies Whose Boobs She Used To Rub Together
5 Ways To Wear A Strapless Bra Around Your Waist
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Get Healthy Skin By Pulling Away From A Bearded Man’s Sensual Kiss
Track Calories By Yelling Them Out Like The Count From ‘Sesame Street’
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Climate Change Experts Advise Against Getting Bangs
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